Who said right monkey

How does it make me look? Clever, smart? Has someone helped you with something? If so, here's a phrase that tells you what to do next. Learn the phrase Helen needs to describe the headache her mobile phone company is causing her. Do you have a sweet tooth? Is it something that you are born with or do you develop it? Who's that knocking at the door?

Someone's here to tell you you're in financial trouble. Hot-desking is a modern way of working in offices. Learn how to use this phrase as a noun and a verb. What do you say when you finally understand something? Learn a useful phrase to do just that in this programme. What do you call your panties, socks and bra? Listen to the programme to find out Drink to celebrate the good things in life, drink to forget the bad.

Here's an expression for people who like a drink. Both work and home are demanding lots of your time but what you really want is a few hours to yourself. Here's an expression to help you deal with that. Is there someone tormenting you online? Here's an expression for when people hide behind a computer to attack others. Learn a phrase about not taking control. You won't need a car for this driving-related idiom! What two colours do we use to describe something that's official?

Learn a phrase that leaves you in no doubt! What kind of situation has Rob got into when he bumps into a woman on the way to work? What's a razor got to do with Rob's bike ride to work?

Here's an expression for when you've had a narrow escape. Why did Rob ask Feifei to meet him in the studio? Here's an expression for when you've forgotten something. How can sleeping help you make a decision? Learn a phrase that doesn't involve lying on a bed!

Where do you go if you waste time asking pointless questions? We explain a useful phrase. When someone says the phrase done and dusted, do they mean doing some proper cleaning? Who's the wild card in the office? Rob and Feifei use a phrase to describe an unpredictable colleague. Feifei thinks someone's been killed but then discovers taking a stab in the dark doesn't involve using knives! Feifei and Harry use an expression for people and ideas that change the way we do things.

Harry and Feifei talk about a common colloquial expression for when things are intense. Neil tells Helen to kill time but she smashes up a clock. Find out why and learn a useful expression. Do you celebrate Christmas? Do you like eating turkey? Do you think turkeys like Christmas? Learn this humorous idiom.

There's something Neil's forgotten to do and now he has to face the music. Listen to the programme to find out why. Li's cat video has gone viral. His comedy developed from his sales patter and after-dinner speeches, and he described his humour as "pictures of life". He drew on his working-class roots to come up with catchphrases such as "Right Monkey" and "You'll be lucky, I'll say, you'll be lucky".

The rich Northern humour stands the test of time, as this collection of four shows from the 50s hilariously demonstrates. OverDrive Listen audiobook MP3 audiobook. Performing Arts Nonfiction. Availability can change throughout the month based on the library's budget.

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When you laugh, the other person usually laughs too. They invited the public to submit quips online and then got people around the world to rate them. After 1. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

What can I do? First, let's make sure he's dead. Although the joke had the broadest appeal across countries and demographics, the researchers subsequently found it received a muted response from most people they told it to. The LaughLab researchers found that jokes written by artificial intelligence were universally unpopular with study participants. A cereal killer. That one was ranked last in the LaughLab list. Humour is good for our health. In one experiment, when patients recovering from operations were shown a funny film and allowed to give themselves as much painkiller as they needed, they used about 40 percent less than those who watched a serious film.